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Post by Elfie on Dec 19, 2004 18:25:28 GMT -5
To quote John Fogerty, there's a bad moon on the rise.
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Post by piñata on Dec 20, 2004 7:59:26 GMT -5
To quote, well, nobody in particular, you're WAY off topic.  |
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Post by Ape on Dec 20, 2004 13:47:16 GMT -5
To quote John Fogerty, there's a bad moon on the rise. *pulls pants back up* What are you trying to say? >_> |
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Post by piñata on Dec 20, 2004 13:56:48 GMT -5
10 points to Ape Killer for actually making the humor forum's first thread somewhat humorous.  |
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Post by Elfie on Dec 20, 2004 15:11:43 GMT -5
To quote, well, nobody in particular, you're WAY off topic. A lot of people go off-topic here a lot of the time. I'm just worried about how this will be viewed. Good job though, Ape. That was quite humourous. |
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Post by devo2 on Dec 20, 2004 15:27:13 GMT -5
A lot of people go off-topic here a lot of the time. I'm just worried about how this will be viewed. on a computer screen, like everything else. I get what you're saying, but personally I could care less. Things are what they are, and people are who they are. People are going to "view" things however they want, regardless of the intent, so I for one don't want to waste my life away worrying. What did the Italian do when he founda piece of gum on the toilet seat? He chewed the shit out of it. |
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Post by Belgarath on Dec 20, 2004 22:25:11 GMT -5
What's the difference between a bench and a black man?
- A bench can support a family.
What's the difference between a box of pizza and a black man?
- The pizza can feed a family.
A man walks into a bar, and sees Hitler and Stalin talking at the end of the bar. Curious, the man approaches the pair and asks "Hey, what are you guys doing?" Hitler looks at him and says "We're planning World War 3." Stunned, the man asks "Really? What are you going to do?" Stalin replies, "Well, we're going to kill 10 millions Jews and a bicycle repair man." "A bicycle repair man?" The man asks. Hitler then turns to Stalin and says, "See, I told you he wouldn't care about the 10 million Jews."
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Post by piñata on Dec 21, 2004 8:42:25 GMT -5
The last one was really funny, Belgarath. |
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Post by Belgarath on Dec 21, 2004 11:53:52 GMT -5
Haha, well what can I say? I'm awesome  |
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Post by Silk on Jan 9, 2005 7:07:51 GMT -5
haha, you're also going to hell ;D
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Post by Ape on Jan 9, 2005 15:23:51 GMT -5
Aren't we all?  |
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Post by piñata on Jan 9, 2005 16:02:24 GMT -5
On this site, probably. |
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Post by Belgarath on Jan 10, 2005 21:14:57 GMT -5
*brings out the blessed wine*
Here's to eternal damnation!!!
*watches as Elfie ascends to heaven*
Pfft, bastard.
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Post by Selvo on Jan 11, 2005 16:47:44 GMT -5
I was pissed when Morb visited his site for the first time in months and made us edit out most of the one liners. What do you say to a Black Jew? Get to the back of the gas chamber. |
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jan 13, 2005 19:10:41 GMT -5
-=Follows Elfie to heaven=-
Oh, c'mon, like you didn't expect it. I mean....c'mon....it's ME.
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