Post by Lady Enelya on Oct 30, 2005 13:36:43 GMT -5
The Sash
A little Catholic boy is playing in the streets in
Belfast, when he comes across an orange sash lying in
the street. Not knowing any better, he puts it on and
runs home. When he gets home, his father is working in
the garden:
"In the name of Jesus, what's that thing round your
neck!", says his irate father, "Get upstairs to your
room and take it off this instant!"
So the little boy runs upstairs, there he meets his
mother:
"Saints preserve us, what have you got on!", says his
indignant mother, "Take that thing off and put it in
bin in the back garden immediately!"
So the little boy turns round, runs down the stairs
and goes out into the back garden, there he meets his
grandfather:
Holy Mary Mother of God, what on earth is that you're
wearing!", says his embittered grandfather, "Take that
back to where you found it, this minute!"
The little boy says:
F*!k me, I've been an Orangeman for 10 minutes and I've been re-routed three times already.
you mite need to be irish to get this but I think it's funny!
A little Catholic boy is playing in the streets in
Belfast, when he comes across an orange sash lying in
the street. Not knowing any better, he puts it on and
runs home. When he gets home, his father is working in
the garden:
"In the name of Jesus, what's that thing round your
neck!", says his irate father, "Get upstairs to your
room and take it off this instant!"
So the little boy runs upstairs, there he meets his
mother:
"Saints preserve us, what have you got on!", says his
indignant mother, "Take that thing off and put it in
bin in the back garden immediately!"
So the little boy turns round, runs down the stairs
and goes out into the back garden, there he meets his
grandfather:
Holy Mary Mother of God, what on earth is that you're
wearing!", says his embittered grandfather, "Take that
back to where you found it, this minute!"
The little boy says:
F*!k me, I've been an Orangeman for 10 minutes and I've been re-routed three times already.
you mite need to be irish to get this but I think it's funny!
