Post by Lady Enelya on Oct 30, 2005 13:45:51 GMT -5
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He
wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard
work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent,
who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote
a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks
like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this
year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be
over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad: Not for nothing, but don't dig up that
garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, security agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and
left.
That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.
Dear Dad: Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's
the best I could do under the circumstances.
wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard
work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent,
who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote
a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks
like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this
year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be
over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad: Not for nothing, but don't dig up that
garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, security agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and
left.
That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.
Dear Dad: Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's
the best I could do under the circumstances.
