Post by Lady Enelya on Nov 4, 2005 6:33:26 GMT -5
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man, so he hired the famous chinese detective,
Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later, he received this report:
MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE.
SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE.
SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE.
SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OUT OF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE.
CHEN LEE.
Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later, he received this report:
MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE.
SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE.
SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE.
SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OUT OF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE.
CHEN LEE.
