Post by Lady Enelya on Nov 4, 2005 6:36:25 GMT -5
Gerry Adams is driving through Belfast and Ian Paisley is driving in the opposite direction. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
Gerry manages to climb out of his car and survey the damages. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Jasus, I am really lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, Paisley scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
Adams walks over to Paisley and says, "Hey Ian, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of such rivals."
Ian thinks for a moment and says, "You know Gerry, you're absolutely right! We should be friends and together work for a better Northern Ireland."
Now I'm gonna see what else survived the wreck. So, Ian pops open his boot and finds a full-unopened bottle of Whiskey. He says to Gerry, "I think this is another sign from God that we toast to our new found understanding and friendship."
Gerry says, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts suck down the Irish Whiskey. After putting away nearly half the bottle, Gerry hands it back to Ian and says, "Your turn . "
Ian twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
Gerry manages to climb out of his car and survey the damages. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Jasus, I am really lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, Paisley scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
Adams walks over to Paisley and says, "Hey Ian, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of such rivals."
Ian thinks for a moment and says, "You know Gerry, you're absolutely right! We should be friends and together work for a better Northern Ireland."
Now I'm gonna see what else survived the wreck. So, Ian pops open his boot and finds a full-unopened bottle of Whiskey. He says to Gerry, "I think this is another sign from God that we toast to our new found understanding and friendship."
Gerry says, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts suck down the Irish Whiskey. After putting away nearly half the bottle, Gerry hands it back to Ian and says, "Your turn . "
Ian twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
