Geography

[Lady Enelya]

>> >THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
>> >
>> >Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
>>wild,
>> >naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
>> >
>> >Between 21 and 30 a woman is like Britain, well developed and
>>open to trade
>> >especially for someone with cash.
>> >
>> >Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and
>>convinced of her
>> >own beauty.
>> >
>> >Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France, Gently aging but still
>>a warm and
>> >desirable place to visit.
>> >
>> >Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted
>>by past
>> >
>> >mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
>>necessary.
>> >
>> >Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
>> >un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
>> >
>> >Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and
>>all
>> >conquering past but alas, no future.
>> >
>> >After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it
>>is, but
>> >no
>> >one wants to go there.
>> >
>> >THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>> >
Between 15 and 70 a man is like the USA.... ruled by a dick.

[sean2k]

morgana said:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like the USA.... ruled by a dick.

Strangely, I'm like the USA because bush is higher up than dick!

[Lady Enelya]

hee hee! still love that forward!