I quit

[piñata]

This is about how frustrating it is to be the "nice guy" who's always "just a friend". I know at least one member can identify with this. As always, I warn potential readers of the rough language.

No more Mr. Nice Guy
I don't want to be your friend
I've put up with a lot
But this is where the bullshit ends

I tender my resignation
As a faithful confidante
I still care about you
But that's just not what I want

Friendship's overrated
So it's over, this is it
Just shut up already
Just show me your tits

I'm sick of being dumped on
That's enough, no more, that's it
Take this job and shove it
If this is friendship then I quit

Again, this is a first draft and I'll probably come back and change it later.

[Fea]

Great stuff, the 4th stanza rocks lol

[Phoebe]

lol well saf i dint see you explaining how every one of your close friends have seen your tits at some time of another.

[piñata]

Actually, the member I thought could identify with this was SuperBassX84... he ranted about this same problem on The Conclave.

But now that you mention it, Phoebe...

[Fea]

Thanks phoebe *kicks phoebe* its not true of course not every one had seen them.

[piñata]

I never said it was true.

BTW, this poem is about a particular woman, although I doubt showing it to her would help my cause very much.