Lady Enelya
Tarkaan 
Royal Seeress
shp(o~-8275;; b~0;; i~0;; u~0;; s~1;; a~1;; p~10,29,28,27,26,25,24,23,22,21,20,19,18,17,16,15,11;; )
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Post by Lady Enelya on Jun 22, 2005 3:32:59 GMT -5
so what i supposed to do...btw I'm totally lost as to what has happened!
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Post by Scythe on Jun 22, 2005 11:53:53 GMT -5
Umm, just stand around and look good ;D An average post would go something like this:
Enelya: Hello!
*chops up some bad guys*
Enelya: What's the situation?
Pinata: Hello!
*Someone smacks Pinata*
Pinata: Ouch!
*a half dozen frogs float by bearing candy canes*
(insert epic battle and a reception afterwards)
Scythe: Huh?
Seriously though, I have no idea what I'm doing, so...
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Post by piñata on Jun 22, 2005 12:33:46 GMT -5
10 points to Scythe for making me fall out of my chair laughing.  It would be 20 points, but the falling out of my chair part hurt like hell. Anyway, Enelya, basically we're playing as the remaining members of the royal house of The Conclave, attempting to restore it 700 years after its fall. Your role is the same as it was when you were used as an NPC character in the Conclave storyline -- you have the ability to see the future, and actually wrote the prophecy for the restoration of the Conclave (meaning you can godmod the hell out of the characters that haven't had their roles in the prophecy fully fleshed out yet). I'm going to post what's been established about the prophecy so far when I have more time (probably tomorrow). Then if you have any ideas about what to do with the other characters, you can offer suggestions here if you want. |
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Post by AnimaStone on Jun 22, 2005 15:05:55 GMT -5
You godmod me, I kill you. Sort of. Okay, fine, maybe I just ask you nicely to stop doing it...
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Lady Enelya
Tarkaan
Royal Seeress
shp(o~-8275;; b~0;; i~0;; u~0;; s~1;; a~1;; p~10,29,28,27,26,25,24,23,22,21,20,19,18,17,16,15,11;; )
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Post by Lady Enelya on Jun 23, 2005 2:23:41 GMT -5
You godmod me, I kill you. Sort of. Okay, fine, maybe I just ask you nicely to stop doing it... mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! quite funny! rightie ho! I think I get it now whoop whoop 600posts! whoop whoop! |
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Post by piñata on Jun 23, 2005 7:36:26 GMT -5
Damn Enelya, you're moving way ahead of everyone else in post count.  |
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Lady Enelya
Tarkaan
Royal Seeress
shp(o~-8275;; b~0;; i~0;; u~0;; s~1;; a~1;; p~10,29,28,27,26,25,24,23,22,21,20,19,18,17,16,15,11;; )
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Post by Lady Enelya on Jun 23, 2005 8:14:02 GMT -5
meh! I like posting!
Your still double my posts!
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Post by AnimaStone on Jun 23, 2005 12:53:39 GMT -5
Pinny is also the ultimate 1337 haxxor of this site. If he doesn't have a high post count, something's wrong.
Either that or he's just stopped running this placed like a deranged simian dictator. I mean, um... look, waffles!
Oh, and my posts/day on the Blur forum >>> everything. At one point about a week into it, I was over 90 posts/day. I'm still around 55 and I haven't posted at all in the past three days. I reached 1000 in less than two weeks.... etc., etc. Just know that I > j001.
1 Proof previously provided by Duck Tape M@ster, eM, c. 2004.
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Post by piñata on Jun 23, 2005 13:03:04 GMT -5
Either that or he's just stopped running this placed like a deranged simian dictator. The Deranged Simian Dictators would be a good name for a band. Waffles? Where? *wanders off whistling "Here We Come A Waffling"* |
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Post by AnimaStone on Jun 23, 2005 13:15:30 GMT -5
The Deranged Simian Dictators would be a good name for a band. Hm.... the possibilities abound.... *Anima names his own band The Deranged Simian Dictators. However, the band is actually good, much to the surprise of the members, and gets a record deal. The record is a smash hit. The Deranged Simian Dictators tour the world and are proclaimed by Rolling Stone to be "Bigger than the Beatles, who were bigger than Jesus". Conservative baptist parents in fucking Texas get really pissed off and hire a big-name lawyer to take Anima out. Anima loses the case because his lawyer is actually just a piece of toast (drugs can do that to you, and with stardom comes drugs).* On second thought, I'll let Ape have that name. *All of the above happens, except with Ape instead of Anima, and the court case never occurs either. Ape goes down in history as one of the greatest rock n' rollers of all time.* Damn. |
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Lady Enelya
Tarkaan
Royal Seeress
shp(o~-8275;; b~0;; i~0;; u~0;; s~1;; a~1;; p~10,29,28,27,26,25,24,23,22,21,20,19,18,17,16,15,11;; )
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Post by Lady Enelya on Jun 24, 2005 4:37:25 GMT -5
I still have no clue whats going on!
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Post by piñata on Jun 24, 2005 11:27:31 GMT -5
Neither do I, now. He lost me at the piece of toast with a law degree. Seriously, though, I suppose a recap is in order. At first, a bunch of us were summoned by a mysterious force, which led us to the plane where The Conclave used to be. There, we were attacked by Bass, who eventually recognized some of us and stopped fighting us long enough to explain that he was protecting The Conclave (under Archmage Omeguz's orders), so that it could be restored. At that time, it was also revealed that Belgarath the Sorceror had had a role in DA (a Conclave character's) training before he came to The Conclave, that Ape Killer had amnesia and could remember nothing of the last thousand-odd years, that Bass's three demons (Balthasar, Melchior and Kaspar) had merged into one superdemon called Balkasior (which fortunately for us was still on our side), and that Ape's robot bodyguard, Bush, had ceased functioning about 400 years ago, and had been buried near Bass's late wife, Tammy (who had been mortal and died from natural causes before The Conclave fell). We discovered a parchment with a prophecy written on it, signed by Lady Enelya (the author of the prophecy), which Bass had apparently been appointed the guardian of. Since one of the Chosen Ones named in the prophecy was The Guardian, it was obvious from the outset what Bass's role was to be -- he would protect the prophecy and the others named in it at any cost, communicate with the voice of the prophecy in his head when it chose to speak to him, and wield the Guardian Blade, a weapon of powerful magic, at The Last Battle. At this point, we were attacked by a mixed army of Orcs, Trollocs, Murgos and assorted other human mercenaries, signaling that the Dark Lords had joined together again (as they had under Aratar during the time directly before the fall of The Conclave, which occured while the Fellowship of the Conclave was fighting their armies). After inflicting as much damage as we could hope to without sustaining casualties, we used a magic feather Krotos (Soulcatcher) had in his possession to teleport to Extrinta, the nation of which Krotos was ruler. There, I established radio contact with my longtime partner in crime, Panamon "Viperdude" Creel, a native Nyissan and perhaps the most powerful Parselmouth who ever lived. There was a Serpent Lord mentioned in the prophecy, and it would more than likely be him, so the agreement was that he should join us as soon as possible. We also picked up The Wildkarrde, a Phyrexian demon who had previously served as Archmage Morbaruk's bodyguard during the First Age of The Conclave, and fought Zeles, Krotos's son, who was under the influence of a magical necklace infected with an evil entity named Bane. Bass absorbed Bane into himself to protect the others, but Zeles, still apparently somehow under Bane's influence even when no longer inhabited by him, escaped. The party headed west into Ragbralbur, the former seat of the Conclave's UN delegate, where we recovered several other Conclave members: Stalin, High General of the Conclave army; Scythe, former Overlord of the South Conclave; Brent, aka Redorblue01, former chairman of the Conclave Regional Science & Technology Council; Static Burn, Captain of Airship Basurake; Viperdude, leader of the Nyissan Insurgency and former Overlord of the West Conclave; Keldae, commander of the Elvish Rangers, the Conclave's first official military unit (and still its most elite); Ereinion, second-in-command of the Rangers, named in the prophecy as The Elvish Ranger; Oddveig Ulfsson, caravan scout, who has an almost Parselmouth-like power to communicate with, understand, and control wolves; Ashley, an Animagus named in the prophecy as The Spastic Chicken; DA, Belgarath's former apprentice, who revealed his true name to be Belgeroth; Devo2, Sha-Dar and Overlord of the West Conclave, named in the prophecy as The Horse Whisperer; Omeguz, Archmage (supreme ruler) of the Conclave; Aurora, Piñata's daughter; and Freyalise, an extremely ancient and powerful Planeswalker who apparently had a torrid affair with Piñata sometime before The Conclave was formed. After liberating Ragbralbur from an army of droids, the expanded Fellowship went to Phyrexia, to consult with the mechanical plane's new ruler (former Archmage Morbaruk) and his queen, Bass's former apprentice Alicia the Almighty, known as the greatest female warrior in Conclave history. It was here that Wildkarrde's true identity was revealed, and Belgeroth and Balkasior underwent phyresis (the process by which Phyrexians are mutated so they become more machine than organic lifeform). This increased their power quite a bit, and gave them some interesting new weapon-implants (for example, Balkasior has a retractable flamethrower). Oddveig got his arm severed by a portal that closed too rapidly around this time, but in accordance with the prophecy (which states he needs to remain close to nature and not have mechanical implants), he refused a replacement arm when it was offered to him. After that, we went to Essential Magic, from which a piece of the Spear of Destiny had just been stolen. We got there too late to apprehend the thieves, but stopped a great evil in the form of The Grapes, and picked up Anima, whose help we needed to get back out of EM. Anima's character is also mentioned in the prophecy. Aratar, named in the prophecy as The Forsaken One because of his betrayal of The Conclave during the First Age, came to us on our way out of EM with the bad news that a second piece of the Spear of Destiny, which had been in his possession, had been stolen from him (by the same people who took the one from EM). After leaving EM, we received a letter by owl from Omeguz (who had stayed, along with Keldae, in Ragbralbur to oversee the first stage of the restoration of The Conclave). In it, he informed us that Extrinta had been cast into a bloody civil war by Zeles, and that the Boxes of Orden, powerful magic items that if misused could release the Keeper of the Underworld into the world of life, were in play (meaning that one of the Boxes would have to be opened before night fell on the first day of winter -- since it's early November in the adventure now, that doesn't give us much time). After that, we landed at The House of Lore and met your character -- anything you don't already know that happened after you were introduced is probably on the last page of the adventure. |
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Post by AnimaStone on Jun 24, 2005 14:16:36 GMT -5
Neither do I, now. He lost me at the piece of toast with a law degree. That's precisely the problem. It didn't have a law degree. |
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Lady Enelya
Tarkaan
Royal Seeress
shp(o~-8275;; b~0;; i~0;; u~0;; s~1;; a~1;; p~10,29,28,27,26,25,24,23,22,21,20,19,18,17,16,15,11;; )
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Post by Lady Enelya on Jun 25, 2005 4:08:40 GMT -5
Right I think i get it!
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Post by AnimaStone on Jun 25, 2005 12:56:53 GMT -5
Speaking of which, I'm thinking of introducing a talking piece of toast into the storyline. It'll be Anima's companion. Kinda like a pet, except that the toast is evil and smarter than Anima. It likes to talk to Bane. Good idea or just stupid?
EDIT: I'm serious. Talking toast = svg tech.
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